Douchant

Scumbag, Medicare/Medicade fraudulent scumbag that will eventually be caught and face the consequences of being a crooked peice of shit.

Douchant,

Full schedule of med B patients yet never treats anyone.
Fraud, scumbag, dickhead, peice of shit. Director at UPPER EAST SIDE NURSING AND REHABILITATION!

by MEDICAREAUDIT February 10, 2022

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Douchanese

The language spoken by douchebags, wiggers, etc.

Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."

by leo3375 December 15, 2009

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Douchanity

Douchanity is a state of mind that occurs when a douche becomes insane.

John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?

Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.

by Flufff June 1, 2009

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Douchaster

A room filled with tools, a party with a bunch of loser guys, a gathering of people with bad bs, a disaster made by a group of douchy guys

We stopped by Ryan's house and it was a douchaster, everyone had strapped on a horrible buzz.

by Hilton westcott June 13, 2010

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Douchathon

A series of douchy events; douchyness stretched over a longer period of time than your average douchery.

Tonight was awful, what a douchathon those guys had going...!

by ___p February 21, 2011

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The element in which all douche bags, bros, Guido’s, and meatheads feed on and excrete; known to smell of tag, fresh Tap Out shirts, Nattie Ice, and fist pump sweat; prolong exposure to Douchanium may cause “Douchanium poisoning”.

You: “Coming to Buffalo Wild Wing’s was nice, but man I feel weird. I’m suddenly getting a headache and an urge to fake tan, pop more than one collar, and fist pump…”

Friend: “No, man, that’s just because the Douchanium around here is off the charts!!! We better get going before you are exposed to more Douchanium poisoning.”

by pants are optional July 24, 2010

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