The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.
Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.
Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)
How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag
you've veen warned
Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.
Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)
How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag
you've veen warned
this is an example of a douchalouge in progress.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.
by mella rouge June 12, 2008
Get the douchalouge mug.The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.
Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.
Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)
How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag
you've veen warned
Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.
Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)
How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag
you've veen warned
douchalouge:
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.
by mella rouge May 27, 2008
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A conversation between douchebags, or between you and a party of reprehensible individuals. Even if you try to enter into a douchlogue to contribute reason, common sense, or decency, your ability to function as a worthwhile human being is compromised by the nature of the conversation. Whether participated in or just overheard, this dialogue makes you worse for having witnessed it.
Did you catch the debate the other day? Man, you go in hoping for candid discourse and end up with a total douchelogue every time.
I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.
I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.
by Jennifer27 October 7, 2008
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