douch flute

A vape or e cigarettes

I see your smoking your douch flute.

by HeidiJean August 24, 2017

Douche Flute

Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.

Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put your fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom

by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018

douche flute

A personal vaporizer

Look, another guy in a fedora sucking on a douche flute!
<puff>, <hat tip>, "M'lady..."

by fivebags July 30, 2015

Douche Flute

Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.

Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put you fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom

by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018

Douche Flute

A vape pen.

"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."

by Tclick October 14, 2017

Douche flute

(Noun) a vaporizer that is smoked in replacement of cigarettes, a douchey looking smoking apparatus

1) I'm so happy this douche flute has made me stop smoking cigarettes

2) Mind if I douche flute?

3) anyone have any new douche flute juices for my douche flute?

by Douche Flute November 17, 2015

douche-flute

A vape pen or any other vaporizer devices used by douche hipsters

stop sucking on that douche-flute faggot

by Zham0310 July 9, 2017