douce bag

misspelling for douche bag commonly used by actual douchebags

all over this page, these fucking douche bags think that douche bag is spelled douce bag

by person who is smarter than you March 27, 2011

douce bag

A mega tool; typically a guy that thinks he's cool, thinks everyone else thinks he's cool, but clearly is not. Synonym: tool box

Ryan Seacrest - American Idol MC

by ToriTurner February 24, 2005

douce bag

One who is an asshat, or in more common terminology, an asshole. Just a synonym for jerk. Refers to a bag that one puts ones douce (for post-sex cleanup) in.

Gary was a real douce bag to me after our break-up.

by Freckles January 19, 2004

douce bag

A douche is like a toothbrush after you have sex. A girl uses it to clean themselves out. A douchebag is what all the crap goes into.

Man, my girlfriend decided she had to use a douche after we had sex!

by fuckin a March 27, 2004