misspelling for douche bag commonly used by actual douchebags

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

A mega tool; typically a guy that thinks he's cool, thinks everyone else thinks he's cool, but clearly is not. Synonym: tool box

One who is an asshat, or in more common terminology, an asshole. Just a synonym for jerk. Refers to a bag that one puts ones douce (for post-sex cleanup) in.

1.) v. a perjorative term in slang that is similar to the word asshole, but is arguably a little less harsh. Most commonly used by Generation X and later generations (Generation Y/Echo Boom is especially prone to using this word like common verbal etiquette), to denote such people without calling them out and out asshole's, cocksucker's, or cunt's.

See asshole.

2.) A device that is used to administer a douce, most commonly used by women to irrigate and rinse the vagina.

A douche is like a toothbrush after you have sex. A girl uses it to clean themselves out. A douchebag is what all the crap goes into.

Sequel to douchebag and a more severe insult, originating in the misspelling of the original on comment boards across the internet because the commenter was too pissed off to get it right or to care that it was wrong. Metaphorically refers to a sac of turds, with douce deriving from "I have to go #2" or "I gotta drop a deuce."