Double hard

The very rare act when a man can retain natural tumescence and visit back to back knocking shops.

Well my mate Emile got a double hard. Back to back hookers. One even washed her twat out in a washing up bowl. He had a great time but it cost him hundred and sixty euros and a week of tests at the GUM clinic

Double hard by twatterted March 9, 2011

Double Hard Bastard 

Somebody who does something painful just because what the fuck.

Yo man, did hear about Matt? He got his PTEROSAUR lazered off without using general anaesthetic, just because WHAT THE FUCK. Matt is a double hard bastard.

Double Hard Bastard by AlanDW June 18, 2011

Doubletard 

Twice as retarded as a normal tard.

Johnny isn't just a normal tard, he's a doubletard.

Doubletard by UUUUUUUU September 24, 2014

Doublehander

Using both hands on a cock usually from a woman to a man for a hand job though can be applied to self pleasuring.

James "Yo Sydney was giving me a doublehander to me during foreplay yesterday"
Ian

"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"

Doublehander by GeniusBansel January 31, 2018

Donnie Doublehands Drumpf 

Name for Donald Trump, focusing on his trashy first name, an ironic middle name since he has tiny hands and is a double dealer, and Drumpf because that was the family's original name before they were kicked out of Germany.

If you support Donnie Doublehands Drumpf in 2025 your IQ is like his, the same as your respective shoe sizes!

Donnie Doublehands Drumpf by Star*Dagger April 8, 2025

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005