dos buttholios 

a mythical creature of mexican canadian decent known for its abnormally sized foot and distinct ballchinian resemblence, however unseen to the naked eye due to a patch of fur directly over the tail bone is the legendary feature from witch it draws its name, her second butthole is discretely placed right atop the seperation of the gluteus maximus muscular insertion (aka, buttcrack) and most notably she is known for her distinct symphonic gastric releases, as harmonic and enchanting as it is deadly, to this day there is only one known to be in captivity and has been given the human friendly name of jessica white to as not detour the curious from her splendor and overall gentle nature, in all dos buttholios is a creature to be respected, repopulated and maybe one day accepted into our comunity to live as one with a more intellegent and sophisticated mammal like us humans

did you hear that? sounds like two winds colliding, it's beautifull... wait! thats not the song of the forest, it's dos buttholios!!

dos buttholios by stuju666 January 26, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012