Dorkhole: A Chick that Fucks Dudes that are into Star Wars and Cosplay shit. They thrive on consuming as much Dork Dick as possible. Sometimes they will dress up as Kylo Ren to fulfill the suitors fantasy.
Hey Booger! That Dorkhole dressed up like Kylo Ren totally let me touch her boobies in my mom’s basement.
Combination of dorm and asshole. Quite simply, a college student who is a real asshole that lives with other people in a dorm. Most likely an immature underclassman, a dormhole demonstrates a noticeable lack of courtesy and personal hygiene.
I half-slept through an entire night before an exam listening to dormholes talk loudly in the hallways and slam their doors when going in and out of their rooms. Moreover, they got drunk, trashed the main lounge, and shit on floor.
The act of fucking like a donkey, the having the ridee kick back, and knock the rider off the back, while the rider attempts to keep their appendage in the ridee's asshole
A first class golf team who talk shit in a pointless Facebook chat. Good at sliding fingers to aim balls into holes. All want a hole in one but no one can achieve such feats.
Girl: did you see what just happened to Jan?
Boy: He just tried a dirty Darkhole
Girl: Good for you
Boy: GFY
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!