Dorkface

A term that can be used as a name for a (best friend/ significant other)to describe thier overall dorkeyness.

Veronica, how can it be that you are such a dorkface?

Dorkface by Mr. Bargdill August 24, 2006

dorkface

A playful term used for annoying people that you will never be able to get rid of (ie. an annoying sister).

Nisha you dorkface, your comebacks suck.

dorkface by Rishi Agrawal July 20, 2006

dorkface killer

(derogatory)a really idiotic person whose actions are found to be extremely irritating. not to be confused with dork.

I can't believe she stole my cell when she left. What a dorkface killer!

dorkface killer by Slurpinin July 21, 2006

Dork Face Killa (DFK)

Someone (usually a guy) who looks (physical features) and acts like the biggest dork ever. An extemely unattractive person who some how is married to a physically attractive person, or dates individuals that are way too good looking for him/her. These individuals (non-DFK's) somehow find a DFK attractive.

Did you see Amanda's husband at the get together? I can't believe she's married to a Dork Face Killa (DFK)!! She's too smokin for him!!!!!

Dork Face Killa (DFK) by Log-Jammin December 14, 2008

Dork Face Killa (DFK)

Someone (usually a guy) who looks (physical features) and acts like the biggest dork ever. An extemely unattractive person who some how is married to a physically attractive person, or dates individuals that are way too good looking for him/her. These individuals (non-DFK's) somehow find a DFK attractive.

Did you see Amanda's husband at the get together? I can't believe she's married to a Dork Face Killa (DFK). She's too smokin for him.

Dork Face Killa (DFK) by Log-Jammin December 12, 2008

Dork Face Killa

Someone (usually a guy) who looks (physical features) and acts like the biggest dork ever. An extemely unattractive person who some how is married to a physically attractive person, or dates individuals that are way too good looking for him/her. These individuals (non-DFK's) somehow find a DFK attractive.

Did you see Amanda's husband at the get together? I can't believe she's married to a Dork Face Killa (DFK)!! She's too smokin for him!!!!!

Dork Face Killa by log-jammin December 14, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026