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dopefish 

DOPEFISH. The second-dumbest creature in the universe, this creature's thought patterns go "swim swim hungry, swim swim hungry." They'll eat anything alive and moving near them, though they prefer heroes.

See www.dopefish.com
The dopefish ate Commander Keen and burped happily.
dopefish by Zed_eX May 4, 2005
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dopefish 

Originally an enemy character from Apogee's "Commander Keen" series of videogames. The dopefish was slow, stupid, and always hungry. The dopefish is now a regularly occurring cameo and easter egg within other software, games, and even television shows.
Teh dopefish appears in Quake, Daikatana, and Max Payne
dopefish by 1Spectre4U October 31, 2003

Dopefish 

The coolest thing ever to happen to computer games; a funny green buck-toothed fish that gets everywhere, and you never get tired of it, bless 'im. First seen in the Shadowlands. Habitat: Wishing Well. Foods include veggies and small annoying space-travellers with yellow helmets. God bless the Dopefish.
The Dopefish is cool. The end!
Dopefish by 00tinytim00 January 12, 2004
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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