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dopefish 

DOPEFISH. The second-dumbest creature in the universe, this creature's thought patterns go "swim swim hungry, swim swim hungry." They'll eat anything alive and moving near them, though they prefer heroes.

See www.dopefish.com
The dopefish ate Commander Keen and burped happily.
dopefish by Zed_eX May 4, 2005
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dopefish 

Originally an enemy character from Apogee's "Commander Keen" series of videogames. The dopefish was slow, stupid, and always hungry. The dopefish is now a regularly occurring cameo and easter egg within other software, games, and even television shows.
Teh dopefish appears in Quake, Daikatana, and Max Payne
dopefish by 1Spectre4U October 31, 2003
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Dopefish 

The coolest thing ever to happen to computer games; a funny green buck-toothed fish that gets everywhere, and you never get tired of it, bless 'im. First seen in the Shadowlands. Habitat: Wishing Well. Foods include veggies and small annoying space-travellers with yellow helmets. God bless the Dopefish.
The Dopefish is cool. The end!
Dopefish by 00tinytim00 January 12, 2004

dopafish 

Dopafish

A person who matches with you on a dating app, to give themselves a dose of dopamine and/or an ego boost—but have no intention of ever messaging you.
She matched with another dopafish, and dodged another dickhead.
dopafish by The Fairy Godfather (IG) February 28, 2022
meaning "dope shit" ,something cool hype or fly
look at her style!Everything she wears is dopeish
dopeish by ambiz February 8, 2009

Dolefish 

A fish with lungs that can't swim nor breath under the water. The term Dolefish is used by Bloods and Crips to symbolize uselessness of rival members.
Yo' nigger, that G aint' nothing but a Dolefish!
Dolefish by Dolefish June 9, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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