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doosh bag 

A complete and utter loser. Also someone who sucks up to people and cant roast for their life.
Doosh bag is a loser who sucks up to the teacher and makes pathetic efforts at everything.
doosh bag by Howard C July 3, 2006

doosh bag 

the bag that a chick cleans out her cunt with after having sex with u
oh my god ur a doosh bag bitch
doosh bag by bullfrog01 July 28, 2005

doosh bag 

a phrase that idiots use who can't correctly spell the word "douche"
"Ur a doosh bag"
"you spelled it wrong..."
"i call it doosh"
"you're an idiot."
doosh bag by RamenNoodles452 April 11, 2010

doosh bag 

1. a term used to tell someone when you dont agree with there actions 2. someone who is not cool in any aspect of life
1. Dawood that was a doosh bag move by Michael to talk.
2. Rowan that was a doosh bag move by Klye.
doosh bag by Pourya Zandi December 28, 2005

doosh bag 

-Freak Train
Some US army fallis holster. That can't tell the difference between her vaginal cannal and a hole in the ground
My word, Freak Train is such a doosh bag
doosh bag by Jimbo Jones April 13, 2004

doosh bag slurper 

a person who goes a step beyond brown nosing
jamie was a doosh bag slurper, sucking up to the boss.
doosh bag slurper by thomas kondo February 10, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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