doonie van 

The doonie van, is whenever you have to get to doonie land. So the only way to get there is the doonie van. Otherwise known as game or rizz.

Jake: hey girl, are you a star because your shiny
Jessica: omg thats so sweet
(Tyrone and jamal listen to the conversation)
Tyrone: ey jamal, this man definitely not going to the doonie van on the way to doonie land
Jamal: word bro, word

doonie van by Retard434 November 3, 2022

DoonieMan 

A charismatic person who knows how to please any woman. He’s a great listener, self-motivated, intelligent, and reliable. Natural leader who knows how to take control regardless of how difficult the task is. Overall he’s just a lovable guy that brings you joy and he knows how to light up the room.

I’m having a bad day so can you call DoonieMan to brighten up my day.

DoonieMan by Thee Michelle Obama November 22, 2021