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being a klutz/idiot or having goobish things happen to you
stubbed your toe on a rock like a dooget
Dooget by Delonte Westes April 10, 2010
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dooget light 

The doogiest doog of all time. What assholes smoke.
Man, I need to grab a pack of dooget lights before I stiff the waitress.
dooget light by mermaid jane December 29, 2013
Related Words
doogets • dooget light • dooger • doogen • dooge • Doogit • dogget • doggett • Dooged • Doogity

kheyli dooset daram 

"I love you very much" in farsi.
Man kheyli dooset daram azizam.
I love you very much honey
kheyli dooset daram by Neda Erfani September 26, 2007

Doogenflicky 

Someone who is fond of remembering special moments in time. They are people who collect memories in all forms, whether it's pictures, video footage, sound bites or baby teeth.
My mother has kept everything from my baby boots, to locks of hair from my first haircut, to video footage of me at every birthday I ever had. She's a real doogenflicky.
Doogenflicky by Bobbo1 November 6, 2010

Dooset Daram 

"Dooset Daram" is "I Love You" In Farsi. Which is spoken in Iran.
If you say "Dooset Daram" to someone it means you love them.

Dogetastic 

The art of streaming Clash Royale on Twitch, whilst eating paper and drinking glue. A dogetastic stream usually includes eating French Onion Dip with a spoon, dumping bottles of water water on your head, and encouraging your chat with 1 bit minimum TTS Spam.
Man, last night I watched Ludwigs stream, and it was dogetastic.
Dogetastic by ZachCR_ March 19, 2021
To get "dooged".
Involves a promise of great inebriation only to be informed that its Good Friday (or similar) and all the pubs are shut.
"Yay we're in Dublin on a stag night, but its Good Friday so we can't drink. Guys, we've been dooged"

Dooged by hauntedchippy April 13, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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