donkeyitus

The one bloke that does all the work everyday in the workplace(Carrie’s everyone like a donkey)

‘Jesus jonesy you look crook’ -chops ‘yer mate iv got donkeyitus’ - jonesy ‘all week been carrying Harley understandable mate’

by Gecko1992 January 25, 2023

DonkeyPussy

1. DonkeyPussy is the genitalia of a female donkey.
2. To shout out abuse to a friend.
3. A bit like camel-toe but tighter.

1. Oi you f******g donkeypussy!!!
2. Get a job you dirty donkeypussy!!!

by LeverGirls September 29, 2010

donkeynuts

1. Someone who plays online poker all the time, but is terrible and always complains to you about his bad luck.

2. Someone who has a raging temper in poker, and when he suffers a bad beat, screams, slams his feet, and moans constantly.

1. Randy: Oh my god JD you should of seen this hand I just lost!

JD: You are terrible at poker, donkeynuts.

2. Randy: OHHHHHH MY GOD WORST BEAT OF MY LIFE!!!!! (said while screaming, slamming his feet, and moaning hence donkeynuts).

by Baker Rawlings July 16, 2008

DonkeyLTS

A harmful word to a school student.

Hey mate, don't you ever say DonkeyLTS or else some one who play with saliva touch u or bang the table in the class without hessitation.

by whleehlzz2 April 10, 2023

Donkeytoss

When you are pissed at your girl, so much so that you toss her into your donkey stable. Then the donkey proceeds to jaw her and then preform anal to the point when she longer living.

She wouldn’t suck me off, so I had to donkeytoss that hoe.

by Donkeytosser69 April 22, 2018