donkeyitus
‘Jesus jonesy you look crook’ -chops ‘yer mate iv got donkeyitus’ - jonesy ‘all week been carrying Harley understandable mate’
donkeyitus by Gecko1992 January 25, 2023
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DonkeyPussy
1. DonkeyPussy is the genitalia of a female donkey.
2. To shout out abuse to a friend.
3. A bit like camel-toe but tighter.
2. To shout out abuse to a friend.
3. A bit like camel-toe but tighter.
DonkeyPussy by LeverGirls September 29, 2010
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donkeynuts
1. Someone who plays online poker all the time, but is terrible and always complains to you about his bad luck.
2. Someone who has a raging temper in poker, and when he suffers a bad beat, screams, slams his feet, and moans constantly.
2. Someone who has a raging temper in poker, and when he suffers a bad beat, screams, slams his feet, and moans constantly.
1. Randy: Oh my god JD you should of seen this hand I just lost!
JD: You are terrible at poker, donkeynuts.
2. Randy: OHHHHHH MY GOD WORST BEAT OF MY LIFE!!!!! (said while screaming, slamming his feet, and moaning hence donkeynuts).
JD: You are terrible at poker, donkeynuts.
2. Randy: OHHHHHH MY GOD WORST BEAT OF MY LIFE!!!!! (said while screaming, slamming his feet, and moaning hence donkeynuts).
donkeynuts by Baker Rawlings July 16, 2008
Donkeytoss
When you are pissed at your girl, so much so that you toss her into your donkey stable. Then the donkey proceeds to jaw her and then preform anal to the point when she longer living.
Donkeytoss by Donkeytosser69 April 22, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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