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1.to donk someone on the head with a clown hammer

2.when you think someone is clumsy and starts a lot of drama, could mean they are very silly in the family.

3.lazy and don't go outside, just sitting there for fun, thinks its funny to sit around like a clown.

can Also descrive someone fighting a boss

also known as donkclown
"man my friend is a donkclo"

"time to donkclo this!"
donkclo by soniiiety March 19, 2021
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donkalope 

Created in the laboratory of a third grader, it is half donkey and half jackalope. It's called a donkalope. It's possible that Oklahoma is the favored habitat of this animal. It's food choices include sheep, salad, and salad with sheep on it. It also likes veggies. It's favorite drinks are water, milk, and orange juice.
A donkalope is a donkey mixed with a jackalope.
donkalope by A third grade scientist December 11, 2013

Donkalouch 

Noun. Don-ka-looch
1. Overgrown Jewish man. A donkalouch can typically be identified by one or a combination of the following characteristics: awkward dance movements, attracts swamp girls no better than a 6, hits golf balls backwards, easily confused with Godzilla, bald, pale complexion, always 'forgets their wallet'. A donkalouch is indigenous to Northern New Jersey and only comes out at night when it's time to hunt, feed and mate. The donkalouch's mating call consists of yelling 'lets go' and tossing napkins in the air.
Donkalouch likey Greenrock.
Donkalouch likey Tequila.
Donkalouch want wingy.
Donkalouch by IGTBTK December 22, 2012

donkologist 

one who studies donk (badonkadonk, booty, etc) and determines whether a girl has a certified donk
Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!

Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...

Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."

Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!
donkologist by doctordonk February 16, 2010

Donkload 

dawngk-lohd - (noun) - a ridonkulously large group of things.
A donkload of money.
Donkload by Vindikos July 15, 2010

donkalonk 

the most supreme of the B) - the evolved shrek donkey.

donkala: B) girl
donala: B) boy
donkala: "wow! she's such a donkalonk!!"
donala: *gasps in donkey*

f'donkulous 

(adj) form of f'donk; the state of being cock-slapped unconscious
The bitch passed out after we got f'donkulous on her ass.
f'donkulous by amp18 January 29, 2007