*adjective*

When a person is being rude, stupid, and or annoying.

The person can have one of these traits or all of them.
Situation 1

Julie: I got a 43 on my math test but it’s fine i’ll just cheat on the next on

You: Omfg you’re such a dong howd you get that low of a score

Situation 2

Julie: How are homeless people... homeless cant they just... get a job?

You: You dong that’s not how it works.
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A slang term used by the daily fantasy writing community to describe a home run in the game of baseball
Mike Trout hit a 420 foot dong tonight
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1. a slang name for a male's penis. AKA "ding dong" and many other names.

2. a monetary unit in Vietnam.

3. a proper surname for a male, used in the Chinese and Vietnamese languages and maybe other tongues spoken in the Orient.
1. when the awesome Billy Idol performs his hit "Dancing With Myself" he is referring to the fact that he's shaking his dong.

2. Raymond Slate bought a rug from a street vendor in Ho Chi Minh City for 60 dong.

3. The instructor in a college Computer Science
class introduced himself as "Professor Dong Chi-Zeng". He wrote on the blackboard his surname in huge letters: DONG. He said, "You can just call me 'Dong'". He went on to state that he got his degree at the University of Taipei and so on. Bryan whispered to Dan, "I don't care if that is a common Chinese name, I ain't gonna call him a DONG!"

4. I told my Vietnamese friend in college that the word "din" means "clamor", "racket" and "noise" in English (in Vietnamese "din" means "stupid"). He really got a big laugh when Ralph told him that in English "dong" is a slang word for "penis".
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The penis, but not in a sexy way
"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)
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I wonder if that Chinaman has a Ding or a Dong
by Les G August 25, 2005
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A limp or hanging/dangling penis.

Funny-sounding word.

Vietnamese money unit.
Remember, I was the guy who came to prom with my suit painted on my body, and I spilled my drink, and see, the paint ran, so you could see my dong just hangin' there? (Saving Silverman--Jack Black)
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Its a slang name for a penis. NOT A DILDO!!!
he had a small dong
by asshat January 23, 2003
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