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Don Cheadle

Leader of the orbit union, founded in 1973 between the US and USSR to combat the nemmissians and their starlord cannon from taking over black friday lines and LEO.
Don Cheadle by Remingtontuflip December 4, 2017

Don Cheadle

An actor who has appeared in a number of big movies that no one really cares enough to know about
Guy 1: who's your favorite actor

Guy 2: mm... probably Don Cheadle
Guy 1 : Who

Guy 2: This guy *shows picture*
Don Cheadle by anonymous September 14, 2020

don cheadle

To don cheadle someone is to call someone old (or very often: just say DAMN!) after they told their age, usually when they're around the same age and topic wasn't even about their age.

Phrase is inspired by show Hart to Heart hosted by Kevin Hart, where the host - Kevin Hart did it to Don Cheadle (www.youtube.com/shorts/WlO0WT71DtQ - clip from that episode).
That's why it holds name "getting don cheadle'd" or "to don cheadle someone".
- "...and me, you know, i'm 56 years old"
- "DAMN!... I'm sorry.."

- I haven't thought about kids yet, some people find it weird, because, and don't don cheadle me; i'm 42 years old.

- Mom, how old are you?
- 38 honey
- DAMN!

- I still play this and i'm 27
- Holy shit; you're old
- Come on! Don't don cheadle him like that

Don Cheadle Time

A term made famous by Kanye West, meaning to go apeshit on an individual or group of people.
I swear to God, if that bitch keep fucking with me, it's gonna be Don Cheadle Time! Extra black on her ass!
Don Cheadle Time by Ofaliss May 11, 2011

Don Cheadling 

To Don Cheadle someone, also referred to as, Don Cheadling, is to endlessly pursue someone with the sole intention of slamming into them at full force. The act of Don Cheadling is limited to mostly vehicles, such as cars, planes, boats, and even shopping carts.
"Your honor, I plead oopsie daisy to the act of Don Cheadling that man, I was under the influence."
Don Cheadling by grognak the sad March 27, 2021

doncheadlesbiggestfan 

don cheadles biggest fan. no one likes don more that doncheadlesbiggestfan. also the best mutual anyone can have
cool person: do you know doncheadlesbiggestfan?
another cool person: omg yes they are so cool.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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