do an R Kelly

To urinate in an inappropriate place, especially on a person. Also especially applicable to acts of inappropriate urination fueled by 40 ouncers of malt liquor.

"This is bullshit, dude, I'm gonna do an R Kelly on this fool's Lexus."

"I want to do an R Kelly all over Ann Coulter's face. I bet she'd like it. Bunnnnnggg."

by Angst Boy February 17, 2006

do a clive kelly

to play any Card game with more than one person and acting harmless so people over look your threat while moving in for the kill in other words being a sneaky git

"ahh your totaly trying to do a clive kelly on us"

by n1kon May 15, 2008

doing a kellie

where you participate in esex three-some with a british boy and a austriallian girl at the same time. btw join discord.gg/kellie to meet the lovely founder of this word.

oh damn chad, you was doing a kellie with jessica and robert

by mykelssupra November 27, 2022