Doing a Chris

The act of becoming so antisocial, the most socialising you do is walking your dogs and/or anything with your parents.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna come out today. Go cinema with the others?

Doing a Chris : Nah, i'm about to have something to eat then i'm walking the dogs. My parents want me home and in bed by 7pm

Guy 1 : He aint coming out again, He's doing a Chris.

by That guy you all secretly know December 23, 2012

Doing a Chris

This is where you be extremely toxic (generally because you are bad at something), then blame your toxicity on someone else and still continue to be toxic

Yesterday, I beat my friend at a game so he started Doing a Chris

by MMOChris415 February 11, 2018

Doing a Chris Benoit

Doing a Chris Benoit is a verb that anybody eliminates and deletes every mention of someone or something on their memories.

Name came from WWE's deletion of Chris Benoit's achievements for his crime.

Dindo: Our boss is doing a Chris Benoit on Jimmy.
Danny: Who's Jimmy?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 04, 2018

Doing a Chris Brown

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.

Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018

imma do a chris brown on you

it means you'll beat beat some body up like chris brown did to rihanna

imma do a chris brown on you = hitting or beating somebody up

by s_e_p_h_o_r_a April 17, 2009

doing a Chris Witcher

To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place

"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"

"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"

by PlantBasedRenegade February 25, 2024