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Doing a Chris 

The act of becoming so antisocial, the most socialising you do is walking your dogs and/or anything with your parents.
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna come out today. Go cinema with the others?

Doing a Chris : Nah, i'm about to have something to eat then i'm walking the dogs. My parents want me home and in bed by 7pm

Guy 1 : He aint coming out again, He's doing a Chris.
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Doing a Chris 

This is where you be extremely toxic (generally because you are bad at something), then blame your toxicity on someone else and still continue to be toxic
Yesterday, I beat my friend at a game so he started Doing a Chris
Doing a Chris by MMOChris415 February 11, 2018

Doing a Chris Benoit 

Doing a Chris Benoit is a verb that anybody eliminates and deletes every mention of someone or something on their memories.

Name came from WWE's deletion of Chris Benoit's achievements for his crime.
Dindo: Our boss is doing a Chris Benoit on Jimmy.
Danny: Who's Jimmy?

Doing a Chris Brown 

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.

doing a Chris Witcher 

To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place
"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"

"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022