dog wipe

for something to be far from satisfactory...

"that food was dog wipe"

"last night was just dog wipe"

by Angela Roche April 29, 2007

arse wiping dog shagger

A person who In deeply looks and smells like a shagged wet dog and goes around thinking there all that when they speak from there arse and shag wet dogs

Oh look it's one of those arse wiping dog shaggers.'

by justanotherscottishbolk June 8, 2016