A relay involving the passing of anal beads (tail attachment preferred). Run in 4x400 style. Nakedness is required. Passing baton also must be done by saying “bead!” and shoving the snap beads into one’s ass to complete the transfer. Hands are not allowed in transfer. Have fun! BARK!
Hey man, got any plans tonight?
Yeah actually, me and the boys are gonna do a dog cage relay later. Wanna join?
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.