dog fucking

to be at work but not actually doing any work, at all. Another way of saying you/someone is lazy.

Tim: man, I havn't done a thing all day
Jim: you are such a dog fucker

Jim: Damit Tim will you do somthing, quit dog fucking

Tim: Im so tired and half cut, Im gona dog fuck all day

by kevyn r February 18, 2008

dog fucking

the act of sexual intercourse in such a vile, filthy manner that it is happily reminiscent of the ugly, disgusting way in which dogs have sex.

Ned: Hey dude, get any pussy?
Ed: Oh dude, I was dog fucking that skank so bad the film would probably be illegal if sold in the civilized world. I just dog fucked that nasty cunt.

by afterbirtha September 3, 2009

Dog Fucking

My neighbor's favorite sport....

They don't go skiing, or swimming, or play basketball or football.... no... they hate all of that, but they love to go Dog Fucking!!!

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

Dog Fucking Loser

One who has sex with dogs and does absolutely nothing with their life but this sick and perverted thing.

Hey hey, look at your dad... Dog Fucking Loser!!!

by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025

National Dog Fucking Day

it’s the annual day of dog fucking. usually done at family bbqs as a family event or can be done in solitary.

AYE JIM YOU REDNECK SUMBITCH YOU DONE THE DOG FUCKING YET? WAIT ON ME IM PUTTING MY CLOTHES ON. national dog fucking day.

by BigAssBootyHoe April 12, 2019

fucking dog sucking bitch

Some thing you say to some one when they kill you in a game

*dies in game* OH MY FUCKING GOD HE IS A FUCKING DOG SUCKING BITCH

by Conner, The Recorder Of Justin March 8, 2021

Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit

this is the word that you would use when you get pissed or annoyed but then laugh at the same time.

Narrator: The computer crashes!

Nelson: What the Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit!!!

by drawghanz January 27, 2010