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Dodge Rock 

Da also-Mopar-sedan-shaped stone located at da Mayflower's first potential landing-spot on Coastal New England, but dat da Pilgrim-sailors hastily swung away from and instead landed at nearby Plymouth Rock.
Maybe if da ship-riding Puritan Separatists had skipped both Dodge Rock AND Plymouth Rock, and instead landed at Chrysler Rock, it would have been an even more palatable spot wif da combined advantages of da other two locales, since "Da Big C" auto-maker ended up including da "D" and "P" companies.
Dodge Rock by QuacksO April 23, 2025

Dodgy Rockstar 

A sexual fetish enjoyed by rock stars, whereby the climb into a refrigerator and close the door, inadvertently getting locked in and suffocating to death.
Did you hear about Sam? He did a Dodgy Rockstar and killed himself.

Dodgecock 

The art of playing dodgeball with a large rubber penis. Rules for the game include: must be played naked, apponent who does not have control of the dodgecock must face away, game is played similar to horseshoes or lawn darts.
Yoda: You wanna play dodgecock.
Henri: No, I'm too busy playing Kung Fu Panda.
Yoda: Come on, I thought we were brothers.
Henri: All right, let me wash my gear from the last time you got a ringer.
Dodgecock by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

rocket dodger 

Billy Katsibaros when he plays halo; one who dodges rockets in halo with unimaginable skill.
no! shit! you fucking rocket dodger! The damn rocket was only 4 feet away! WHAT THE FUCK?!