dj keemstar

45 year old man that hangs with children who play call of duty. he makes his living posting gossip on his youtube channel. if a pro cod player farts, he will make a video about it.

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DJ Keemstar

An idiot who spends all of his time with little kids and starts crap on Xbox Live just to sound cool.

His only source of income is money-whoring on his livestream.

F@G sucks, cause that stupid prick DJ Keemstar

DJ Keemstar by DJKeenstar September 13, 2010

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DJ Keemstar

Daniel "DJ Keemstar" Keem is popular for his trash talking on the popular Xbox 360 video game, "Halo 3". He is part of a "Federation" known as the "Federation of Asshole Gamers", AKA the "F@G."

While there are also over 16,000 other members to the "F@G", Dan "DJ Keemstar" Keem is one of the four leaders of the group. Dan and the other three leaders, Deranker, ROBOT, and I Need 2 Bukks all change the way Halo 3 is played. They take rudeness to the next level, and that is why they are famous. The group is known for multiple varieties of pranks and they used to pull the pranks off 100% successfully without fail. The group has become so popular that people have followed them into their games as they are trying to do their pranks. These people that follow the group usually ruin the prank and end up wasting the group's time.

The online celebrity was born on March 28th, 1982. (Age 28)

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DJ Keemstar by Serious_Lemur July 15, 2010

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DJ KEEMSTAR

HALO's NUMBER 1 TRASHTALKER!

Hobbies- Betray(l)ing nubcakes on live, freestyling, and Owning little kids while playing Halo or COD
Interests- Your mother.
Companions- Deranker, BAAAAAD robot, 2 bucks

Synonyms for DJ KEEMSTAR:
Epic
Sparkles the gay rapper

DJ KEEMSTAR by A LOT OF JEWS March 13, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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