A term used to express female masturbation. Envision a deejay scratching records in a circular or side-to-side motion. Can be used with sound effects such as, "wiki-woo".

"what are you doing tonight?"
"I dunno, I was thinking about getting some cleaning done, maybe a little dirty dj"
OR
"Dude, she hasn't called in three days"
"sounds like she found the dirty deejay...wiki wiki woo!"

Dirty DJ by sclintz July 14, 2009

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Dirty DJ

The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, another classic.
It is where a man places his mouth on the females sphincter while reaching around and rubbing her like a DJ does his disks.

John "so, me and susie are getting intimate."
You "You gonna give her a dirty DJ soon?"
John "That's a good idea, she might like that."

Dirty DJ by ThunderMissile January 25, 2011

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Dirty DJ

A woman's masterbation process.

Playing with herself.

Miranda got off the video chat with Bradley and had to go do the Dirty DJ, she was soaking wet.

Dirty DJ by DaCoolestBishhh November 2, 2021

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Dirty South (DJ)

Dirty South is an Australian based, Serbian born DJ and remixer. He has been producing and remixing since his signing to Australian Vicious Vinyl records in 2005. He is an international known artist, and has done remixes of many well known songs, including "Sweet Disposition" by Temper Trap (2009), and "It's Too Late" by Evermore (2006).

Dirty South has teamed up with other acclaimed artists, releasing remixes and singles, including Laidback Luke, Tiësto, Axwell, and David Guetta.

His single "Phazing" featuring Rudy was one of the bestsellers on Beatport of 2010.

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dirty penny dj

when a guy or girl licks a girl's cornhole while fingering her. Similar to a rusty trombone but for girls. Could also be known as a rusty kazoo

she gave me a rusty trombone so i felt compelled to give her the dirty penny dj

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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