dizzelfit

When you walk into a clothing store change room with a dress two sizes too small for your ass, believing you will fit it, but knowing in your heart you won't and as that size 6 zipper bulges over your curves, you yank on it hard, muttering under your breath "Dizzelfit", as in "This will fit" because there ain't no way you're going to that party in a size 10 dress.

Person 1: "Can I try this on?"

Store assistant: "Do you need help with sizes?"

Person 1: "Nah, dizzelfit."

by Peeobo November 22, 2009

Ditzelfutz

A person who doesn't quite "get it", but they can grasp it quite well.

Kayla: "I'm STARVING!........"
(.......)
Angie: "Kayla, everyone knows that you're supposed to eat when you're starving, ditzelfutz!"
(.....)
Kayla: Oh yeah. I guess you're right...

by l4yn3th0m4sst4l3y January 9, 2021

dizzlelit

When something is unexpected yet to nobody’s surprise it is pleasant

Finding that hotdog shack was dizzlelit

by Luxell July 24, 2023