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distro-slut 

A phase in a Linux user life where he keeps switching from a distro to another, as new half-cooked features are hacked/patched into them.

They are usually proofs of the theory that the only thing concrete you can do with a linux distro is to simply install it... and spend your evening tweaking the settings of the X-Window server.
Typical distro-slut quotes:
"Woah, Red Hat rocks!" (1996)

"Red Hat sucks, they do business like Micro$oft! SuSe is sooo l33t!" (1999)

"SuSe is a big bad Novell brand! Gentoo rulez 'coz of it's portage system! (2004)

(Distro-slut then switches to FreeBSD as he realize the ports system was a FreeBSD idea, and lives happily ever after)
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Destro stupidcat

The act of being offensive for no fucking reason whilst being ingnorant of the pain they are causing
Damn, that niggas being a real fucking destro stupidcat when he makes fun of suicide. Tf
Destro stupidcat by DestroSC February 14, 2018

distrosimping 

Simping for a Linux distribution. Most people in Discord-Linux are distrosimps for Ubuntu. Distrosimping is something very bad, and in general, distrosimps have one distro they will simp for and one distro they will trash.
Those people in Discord Linux are really distrosimping! They always trash Arch and say Ubuntu is the best!
distrosimping by helloboisitsme October 6, 2020

distrosimping 

Simping on a distro. Most distrosimps simp on Ubuntu and trash on Manjaro or Gentoo for example
normal person: Manjaro is my favorite distro!
distrosimp: *blocks him on discord*
normal person: wow he keeps distrosimping
distrosimping by some huy October 17, 2020