Di-Stri 

A common nickname for Dirk Strider of the webcomic Homestuck, often used by characters such as Jake English. Not to be confused with District.

Jane: Answer Di-Stri.

hey di-stri
Sup Ro-Lal.

Di-Stri by Mynod Usep August 19, 2012

Cloud District 

A place you don't get to very often.
I.E. The club, the grocery store, the Jarl's palace, a vagina

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't.

-Nazeem (Drunken Huntsman, The Plains District of Whiterun, Skyrim, Tamriel, Nirn. Sometime in the 4th era.)

Cloud District by Gerrymanderingpigeonholr May 24, 2016

cat distribution system 

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.

"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"

cat distribution system by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023

susquenita school district 

The worst damn school I have ever seen. The teachers are bitches. The students are assholes. In the rare case that a teacher actually is good and cares about their students, they are bullied by the students anyway. The hallways are trashy. The staff is way too strict, walking HIGH SCHOOLERS to and from lunch, having assigned lunch seats, and you can’t even get up without asking. The teachers control your lives, they act as if we didn’t have any other classes, so they assign hours of homework.

random dude 1: My school is so bad, teachers and students are jerks, the staff is strict, the teachers assign stacks upon stacks of homework. The hallways are so mes-
random dude 2: let me guess, you go to susquenita school district?

susquenita school district by Frick school October 15, 2019

Pink Light District 

Pink-Light District is English-language nomenclature referring to brothels fronting as hair salons in China. The term derives from Red-Light District but is specific to the P.R.C., as Chinese brothels are identifiable nationwide by the transparent-pink film that typically covers hair salon sliding glass doors. Such hair salons usually operate in small clusters, hence forming a "district." The term "Pink Light District" is a neologism directly attributable to, and first seen in print in, the book CHINA: Portrait of a People (Tom Carter, 2008), which features in part a series of revelational photographs of various pink-light districts across China, the first published book ever to do so. The term is not, however, commonly used by the Chinese themselves.

Thousands of suspected prostitutes were arrested last weekend during a city-wide police sting of Beijing's notorious pink light district.

Pink Light District by BBHK June 24, 2010

District Manager 

A semi higher up(usually retail) who spews out bad ideas from their higher ups that will ultimately help Wal-Mart kill the company faster.

99.9% of the time these people have zero idea what they are talking about and just serve to make a persons time in retail far worse than it should be.

I am the District Manager you have to listen me!!!!!

Extended Warranties and Instant Credits will save this company.

I am cutting your stores hours.

You are fired for pointing out that I am stupid.

District Manager by ecco6t9 April 6, 2009

District B13

A French film starring David Belle and Cyril Raffaelli. Produced by Luc Besson (The Fifth Element, Leon: The Professional), District B13 is one of the films introducing parkour to the action genre. It features some of those most intense chase scenes you will ever see, none of which use CG. It was written after seeing David & Cyril's stuntman portfolio as an excuse to put the two together in a film. The result is breathtaking, and has even been ripped off in newer movies like Casino Royale's opening chase scene (except again, District B13 didn't use any CG). Go see it, or at least YouTube the opening chase scene.

God damn I wish I could move like they do in District B13, I wouldn't ever need a car if I did.

District B13 by Douglas Young October 8, 2007