Distle
Let me get some distle.
Distle by Tranny James April 21, 2009
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Probably the most amazing human being to have ever walked this earth. She is everything you want her to be. She makes you smile, makes you laugh, instantly switch your mood when you feel like shit and she smells like an angel. Her eyes are an entire universe you just wanna get into. Her looks are the synonym of perfection. She makes every little things in life worth doing cuz when you at all to her, the whole world stops turning and you can't do nothing more than just enjoy the moment. She has this way of making your life so much better you don't even know if you can live without it anymore.
Dintle could be Bonnie from Bonnie and Clyde.
dintle by I guess an admirer November 10, 2020
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Damsel-in-Distressed
This is where a woman manufactures an intimate yet fake online relationship with a (usually lonely) male to con him out of money. After she sinks her claws in, she comes up with a story that her electricity and internet are about to be cut off and she won't be able to talk to him anymore. The guy believes he is a knight in shining armor coming to her rescue and wires her a few hundred dollars. Meanwhile, the grifter girl has another 6 marks on the hook who she's currently working. (The guy is distressed when he finally figures it out…)
Dude, you look like hell! What happened?
I met this really great girl over the internet. We fell in love and were planning to meet in person. But she lost her job and couldn't pay her bills. So I sent her some money to help her out but I haven't heard from her in days. I'm really worried something happened to her.
Dude! You totally got Damsel-in-Distressed!
What?
Uh, never mind.
I met this really great girl over the internet. We fell in love and were planning to meet in person. But she lost her job and couldn't pay her bills. So I sent her some money to help her out but I haven't heard from her in days. I'm really worried something happened to her.
Dude! You totally got Damsel-in-Distressed!
What?
Uh, never mind.
Damsel-in-Distressed by Lo S3lf 3st33m January 16, 2011
Distear
A combination word "Distilled Tears" Meaning Its not the proper feeling of sadness, its fake with little meaning to the person thats crying
He broke up with me, I was crying, but I knew I didnt love him it was just in the moment, I wasnt sad I was Distear
Distear by Bridgettt :) January 13, 2009
Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Post Mortem Distress Birthing by RealXp March 26, 2022
dumbass in distress
An annoying character who's only purpose is to be rescued, to the point where you just want to say, "You know what? Let the train hit 'em!"
First used by The Nostalgia Critic in his "Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress" video.
First used by The Nostalgia Critic in his "Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress" video.
dumbass in distress by katrinahood December 1, 2013
central distressway
pun off of Central Expressway (commonly knows as just 'Caentral' or '75'), in Dallas Texas. Which is basically this huge ass expressway that almost EVERYONE in Dallas uses to get to and from somewhere so its always bumper to bumper hence the term "Central Distressway"
central distressway by dallas_vintage August 3, 2007