dispexia 

The excuse one makes when performing acts of less than reputable intelligence.

A very good sign of severe dispexia: attempting to spell 'dyslexia' and spelling it 'dispexia'

dispexia by SaraBelle December 20, 2012

Popo dislexia 

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

Popo dislexia by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

Directional Dislexia 

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

Directional Dislexia by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

distexia 

when autocorrect picks the wrong word and you don't catch it in time before sending the text

an example of a distexia is: "will you throw the apples at prior and start an apple war?" when what you mean to say was "will you throw the apples at PEOPLE and start an apple war?"

distexia by bunker_hill_champion September 27, 2013

dislexia 

Despite popular belief, dislexia is not the mental transposing of letters (i\e seeing\spelling dislexia as ‘dilsexia’). It is a disorder of the brain. Those with dislexia have a hard time working-out syllables, simple ones. It is nothing to be laughed-about, you ass-wipes.

Simple printed words like ‘elephant’ or ‘rhinoceros’ or ‘dislexia’ can be hard to sound-out for dislxics. "Di..Die-slex...", et cetera. It’s fun to pretend like you are dislexic..

dislexia by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

Dislexiatype 

It's a personal illness that occurs while you're typing on your keyboard and you spell a word backwords. Or don't even spell the word you were thinking in your mind.

Roxy: My new god snoodle is so admirable.

V.A.: You have a god too. I admire mine also.

Roxy: Sorry, the dislexiatype is getting to me agin. That's not what I ment to type at all !

dislexiatype dislexia dislexic

Dislexiatype by FoxyRoxyRoxIt November 14, 2010

dislexia 

The person that wrote the definition of 'dislexia' (as shown above this definition) is in fact probably dyslexic herself. Her inability to even spell the word correctly pretty much proves it. You fucking idiot.

Some of the idiots on here are fucking dyslexic.

dislexia by jamie August 5, 2004