Drunk With Disorders 

A play on the phrase as old as time “Friends With Benefits” except if the person is the exact opposite, I mean like, Polar Opposites.

David is such a Drunk With Disorders

Drunk With Disorders by ClownJuice March 22, 2022

Personality Disorders 

She's grouping personality disorders because there is a through-line (diminished ability for empathy) between personality disorders.

Hym 'Simon Baron Cohen categorized personality disorders like Autism and Aspergers as Zero Empathy Positive and BPD, Narcissism, and Anti-Social as Zero Empathy Negative. This is from 'The science of Evil: 0 degrees of empathy.' I've reference it several times in MY BOOK 'Your level of empathy isn't actually all that high and doesn't actually translate into any form of moral superiority.' It was the prequel to my OTHER BOOK 'No Ben, doing an incest cult doesn't make you morally superior either.' YOU of all people should know this Destiny! You're like one of the top 4 me imposters. If want to see the list I'll show it to you we got 1. Andy
2. Alex
3. Not you
4. You
Number 5 is like Zerkha or something I don't know how many of you cocksuckers I got running around so don't get mad if you don't keep your spot. Chris is at the bottom of the list. Boooo Chris! Booooooooo!"

Personality Disorders by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Rob Centa Personality Disorder 

A psychological syndrome comprising a mix of narcissism, troubles with social interaction, and sadism. Grandiose, and always ready to cast criticsm as jealousy, Rob Centas undermine institutions and organizations in which they are involved, and dehumanize the people with whom they associate. People usually notice signs when the subject struggles to appear affable in social situations. For example, the social media posts of a person with RCPD often appear to be contrived attempts to appear normal. RCPD is a hypothetical, experimental diagnostic category. RCPD is not found in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV-TR). As a hypothetical syndrome, RCPD could include aspects of narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) as well as traits of autism spectrum disorder (ASD) .

Person 1: Something's off about that guy. He gives me goosebumps.
Person 2: He probably has Rob Centa Personality Disorder.

Rob Centa Personality Disorder by oneofthousands December 12, 2018

Amogus Disorder 

Amogus Disorder is a semi-disorder with 7 stages. The disorder revolves around the indie social deduction game among us. The stages are listed below.

Stage 1:
The user is interested in the indie social deduction game Among Us. This is the first step to the inescapeapble disorder.

Stage 2:

The user sees some content and memes of Among Us and laughs at them and enjoys them.

Stage 3:
The user grows tired of Among Us, thinking it's littered with kids and unfunny memes. This stage can also be the stage people stop at, mostly users over the age of 21.

Stage 4:

The user stumbles upon the meme "Amogus". This is the step that really dooms the user and there is no turning back after this step. At first users may think it's unfunny but.....

Stage 5:

If the user thought the meme "Amogus" was unfunny beforehand, they start thinking it's funny, and they think the meme is a good example of how Among Us is littered with small children and incredibly overused, so they laugh at it.

Stage 6:
The user starts unironically using the phrase "Amogus". This stage may vary from spamming the phrase online and saying the phrase in real life and laughing at it. This stage is when the phrase "Amogus" starts corrupting their thinking.

Stage 7:
The user starts seeing the familiarity of real life objects and crewmates from Among Us. The user may spam: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" during this stage. This is the last stage, and users suffering from this stage are quite common.

"Bro make this stop crewmates are everywhere and I cant unsee this..."
"You have Amogus Disorder."

Amogus Disorder by LierGuest/Frust March 7, 2021

Posttraumatic Prison Disorder 

A mental illness that can evolve from incarceration due to ongoing humiliation, being forced to follow meaningless directives, frequent and sudden schedule changes and the lack of even the most minimally necessary personal space.

When he couldn’t step into the cramped porta-potty after being released, it hit him that he had likely developed Posttraumatic Prison Disorder.

Posttraumatic Prison Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Schizoaffective disorder

A severe and relatively rare form of mental illness in which a significant mood disorder (depression or bipolar disorder) is interspersed with periods of chronic psychosis even when the person's mood is normal. Less than 0.5% of the population are said to have this condition.

He has schizoaffective disorder, depressive type.

Schizoaffective disorder by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Posttraumatic Trump Disorder

A mental disorder characterized by an overarching sense of dread, anticipatory nausea, and hypervigilance to the possibility of war brought on by the vocal intonations and irrational statements made by the 45th U.S. President.

As I listen to the A.G.’s denuded summary of the Special Counsel’s Report, I realize I have developed a full-blown case of Posttraumatic Trump Disorder.

Posttraumatic Trump Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019