disgustubus

n.The disgusting cherub of a woman who creeps into a bar an hour or two before last call to suck away the soul of a poor drunken individual. Identifying characteristics include but are not limited to:

missing teeth
muffin top
double chin
clown-like make-up
ill-fitting garments

After pounding 6 Jaeger bombs, Tony felt compelled to succumb to the stomach-purging calls of the disgustubus.

by iskim December 29, 2011