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ej dirst 

meaning: fuck you, screw you.

language: latvian
Peter: Can i shit on you, Mark?
Mark: Ej Dirst!!!
ej dirst by Helvy January 15, 2008
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dirtstache 

A thin layer of facial hair on the upper lip that looks like dirt was smeared over the persons face.
Look at AJs dirtstache, did he dive into a pile of shit?

dirtbiken the dirtstar

Having a slut or pornstar on her stomach while pulling her arms backwards. At this point she sprays dung out her dirtstar like a rooster tail from a muddy dirtbike
Adam Stevens was dirtbiken the dirtstar on Jays mom, it made quite a mess.
To be both dirty (sexually) and thirsty (for men) at the same time
Jack: How was your date last night?

Spencer: She was dirsty man! It was hard to keep her out of my pants!
Dirsty by expomonkey December 7, 2013

Dirkster 

Dirk T Lemmons is The Dirkster and creator of the urban Gang-Intervention.org site that pulls hits from Crips.com and Bloods.com. The sites started in 1998 and are the result of Dirk Lemmons spending time in the inner City of St Louis as the owner of a security iron company that placed bars on windows and doors. Dirk was also the property manager of hundreds of inner city apartment buildings. In doing this work he soon developed a disire to help urban kids find good alternatives to Gang Life
Dirkster.com,Dirkster,Crips.com and Bloods.com point to gang-intervention.org.
Dirkster by The Bar man March 26, 2009

dirtster 

Simply put, a dirtster is a hipster who's just dirty. Hipsters are carefully put together as to look like they just woke up and suddenly looked this cool. Dirtsters are subtly different. They did just wake up and, unlike the hipster, just put on their only pair of pants.

They are known for drinking cheap beer, smoking cigarettes that have already been half smoked, dumpster diving, asking "are you going to eat that?", and smelling just a bit funky. In a dimly lit, well ventilated environment, the hipster and the dirtster are almost impossible to differentiate. Careful attention to behavior, however, will revile their true identity.
If you are a bartender:

The Hipster orders a local micro-brew. A dirtster orders Lionshead, PBR or whatever is the cheapest beer.

If you are dating one:

Hipster has an iPhone, a small garden in the back of their studio, listens to NPR and buys you vinyl and vintage clothing.

Dirtster has an old iPod they 'found', lives with at least 5 other people, and buys you items from salvation army stores.
dirtster by jtjennings June 7, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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