dirty wipe

when the ratio of shitting to wiping is uneven due to a turd falling off untapered...causing heavy wiping.

It took me an hour to shit,and i still ended up with a dirty wipe.

by clitoRuss October 26, 2004

dirty ass-wipe

cuss expression for an inconsiderate person

That dirty ass-wipe just cut me off.

by poohbar January 24, 2010