dirty wipe

when the ratio of shitting to wiping is uneven due to a turd falling off untapered...causing heavy wiping.

It took me an hour to shit,and i still ended up with a dirty wipe.

by clitoRuss October 26, 2004

dirty ass-wipe

cuss expression for an inconsiderate person

That dirty ass-wipe just cut me off.

by poohbar January 24, 2010

dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019

Dirty Windshield Wiper

When a girl gives a guy a hand job and he busts on her hand she proceeds to wipe the cum on the guys face.

Dude, i was getting a great hand job and all of a sudden she gave me a dirty windshield wiper>

by nippleteaser7 May 16, 2010