dirty wipe

when the ratio of shitting to wiping is uneven due to a turd falling off untapered...causing heavy wiping.

It took me an hour to shit,and i still ended up with a dirty wipe.

by clitoRuss October 26, 2004

gromit

another term for asshole, butthole, shithole, and/or fart-faucet

dude, i ain't a bunch of pizza, now i have an irritable gromit.

by clitoRuss October 26, 2004