dirty wipe

when the ratio of shitting to wiping is uneven due to a turd falling off untapered...causing heavy wiping.
It took me an hour to shit,and i still ended up with a dirty wipe.
by clitoRuss October 27, 2004
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gromit

another term for asshole, butthole, shithole, and/or fart-faucet
dude, i ain't a bunch of pizza, now i have an irritable gromit.
by clitoRuss October 27, 2004
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