dirty willbur

To be butt fucked then encountered by roommate and then have oral sex with a different roommate at the same time
then to be encountered by another different roommate and to cummed
allover while he is repetitively masturbating on top of your spine.

dad whats being dirty wilbured?
well it were you have sexual intercourse with multiple people
can i be dirty wilbured dad
are you sexually into men?
no...
well then you cant be dirty willbured

dirty willbur by yourmum is a respectable woman April 6, 2022

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Dirty wilbur

The sexual act of squatting down over your partners chest, inserting their nipple into your anus, and farting loudly.

Rebecca sighed desperately, "Please, Douglas, bequeath me with a dirty Wilbur upon my bosom, and make this Grandma's dream come true."

Dirty wilbur by Pootey Tang X April 27, 2016

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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