dirty ture 

when you beat your meat so hard you get paralyzed from
the waist down and now you have to use a dickpump and viagra to get hard

did you hear about the brown haired skinny kid in our class?

yeah? didn’t he get a dirty ture?

dirty ture by BBCzaddy69~xxx January 18, 2023

dirtyturtlesockfucker

when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to cum you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre penis. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre dick in it. afterwards analfuck youre wrinkly old grandma till you cum on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a boner and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre dick into its little butthole and FUCK BOY FUCK. then when you cum the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing cum and he will explode all over your dick with a spermy, bloody, turtley mess

aw fuck yeah i had the best dirtyturtlesockfucker yesterday

dirtyturtlesockfucker by motherfuckingrabbit April 12, 2011

Dirtytuesday 

Of the seven days of the week, Tuesday, otherwise known as Dirtytuesday or dt, is the day you can do anything dirty. If you're planning on hooking up with someone, do it on a Tuesday!!

Guy1: I just hooked up with this random girl!!

Guy2: Why?

Guy1: Why not?! It's Dirtytuesday!

Dirtytuesday by deldelbrig August 8, 2009

Dirtytuesday 

The one day of the week where you can be dirty! lots of people do "dirty" things so why not a day named after it? Tuesday is said to be the dirtiest day of the week naturaly. The day where you can have sex of any type woth any person.

boy: Hey, what are you doing today?

other boy: Its Dirtytuesday so im doing my girl!

boy: Man, i love Dirtytuesday!!

Dirtytuesday by didsvtt June 25, 2009