dirty syrus

lol hey syrus it’s me Steven.

Dirty Syrus means to ejaculate inside a Cuban Hooker, then the hooker take a piss into a soda can and you force a cow to drink it.

“Wow that cow taste like it’s been through a dirty syrus”

dirty syrus by BigBaconatorDiabetesMan November 24, 2021

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A dirty Syrus

Someone who sticks their finger up their ass while ejaculating, non stop to furry gooner porn. However when in need of breaks such as food, water, and or bathroom they attach a vr device to always stay close.

I met a dirty syrus yesterday and let’s just say, I.. can never.. go back.

A dirty Syrus by UnclesDirtyToes November 7, 2025

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dirty syrup guzzler

An unwashed Canadian, like Ted Cruz, who guzzles Maple Syrup to wash down his hot cakes!

Ted Cruz was born in Canada and is a dirty syrup guzzler!

dirty syrup guzzler by quesondriac November 10, 2013

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Dirty syrup

An anal creampie, where the receptive party hasn't cleaned properly, resulting in the seminal fluids becoming colored with fecal matter.

Dude, I made it with that chick from last night, but i had some dirty syrup afterwords.

Dirty syrup by To i- April 16, 2017

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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