dirty swamp

When a guy or girl has a sweaty butthole.

Person 1: "Man did you see that guy in the PE room?"
Person 2: "Yeah, when he bent over I saw his dirty swamp."
Person 3: *Throws up*

by Maplenerd July 7, 2008

Dirty Swamp

The act of having sex with a woman who has a hairy vagina but she’s also very wet

Hey. Did you hear that Tom braved the trenches of Angels Dirty Swamp?

by TheAlmightyLoaf666 April 21, 2020

dirty swamp

a word that’s commonly used when a green ogre sneaks through the window into your bedroom to fuck ya asshole, cum into it and then dip it’s HUGE green willy into your tight ass, leaving their dick just as dirty as their swamp;);)

alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?

amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!

alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!

by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018

Dirty Sampson

A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake

Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..

Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.

by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017

dirty little sample spoon

n. slut.
Origin: Cold Stone Creamery Sample Spoon Disposal Bin Label.

That dirty little sample spoon hooked up with my spouse. annnnnd scene.

by mz.muthaforkher February 1, 2012