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dirty stranger 

Like "the stranger", you use a numb hand to masturbate but before you apply the strangers hand to your one eyed monster, you take some nice goo from your brown eye and use it as a lubricant.
"I used my numb hand to wipe my arse after taking a dooky and gave myself the dirty stranger whilst sitting on the john, it was gnarly."

Dirty Double Stranger

This is a variation of the Stranger. You sit on both hands until they are numb, and masturbate with one hand while putting a finger (or more) in your ass with the other.
Person 1: Yo dawg I was home alone and feelin frisky so I gave myself the Dirty Double Stranger!

Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!
Dirty Double Stranger by Despy October 19, 2006

Dirty Double Stranger

This is a variation of the Stranger. You sit on both hands until they are numb, and masturbate with one hand while putting a finger (or more) in your ass with the other.
Person 1: Yo dawg I was home alone and feelin frisky so I gave myself the Dirty Double Stranger!

Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!
Dirty Double Stranger by Despy November 6, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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