dirty sock

when you shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it when they are sleeping

that stupid uncle fucker gave me a dirty sock this morning

by jamesjp91 November 06, 2006

dirty sock

when you grab a girl by her vagina and her butthole and pull up

hey man that was weird shit , you had a nice time getting Sandra with a dirty sock

by magpo December 30, 2014

Dirty socks

When you wear socks for a prolonged period of time and then you will notice that your feet and socks will smell vinegary and cheesy. Some people also have a sock fetish which makes them like the smell of other peoples dirty socks.

After I came from a soccer practice when I was going to the locker and I took my shoes off and made my teammates smell my dirty socks.

by 001002943 December 10, 2019

the dirty sock

(n) a sock, sometimes used communally, in which one uses to contain ejaculatory fluids.

"I shot my massive load into the dirty sock."

by Aeron Nobodie January 21, 2003

Dirty socks

A white dirty whore bag. They usually come in packs like wolves or hyenas.

Dad:Stop feeling those dirty socks.

Son: I'll try.

by kevin sly July 31, 2006

dirty socks

the smell of Parmesan cheese topping, also known as stinky socks.

"Whew, that 'dirty socks' on the pizza stinks. I can smell it all the way over here!"

by Kurious Jeorge January 29, 2009

Dirty Sock

Upon having anal sex with a person, the catcher or the person taking the anal sex tightens their rectum as the person giving pulls out, causing the rectum to pull out of the anus. That is a dirty sock.

Dirty sock - Gayest thing that can happen unless its with a women and it's still pretty disgusting, because why would you have anal sex if god gave women pussies to fuck, just fucking nasty.

by Rice Cracker July 31, 2007