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dirty skeeter 

When your partner rubs their nose into your juicy fart while giving you a nut hummer from the rear while you yell SKEET SKEET!. (Aka-The skidder)
I rode my ol ladies face while getting a dirty skeeter last night

dirt skeeter 

A male who has never been hunting or fishing, but claims to be country. Can often be found driving a "built wheeler" usually a Toyota that can hardly do the speed limit. They break hearts as fast as they break truck parts. Wears diamond earrings and claims any girl who doesn't sleep with them is a mud cricket.
dirt skeeter by wheelerwieners March 8, 2017