Place your nuts in a bowl of chocolate milk. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Make sure to drink the milk after for a great source of energy and calcium.
I gave my neighbour a dirty Sarah this morning. He really enjoyed it and I started my day up better than Berocca performance.
The weirdo who will constantly ask you if you like random objects variating from banans to cucumber and after you answer, thye may or may ot shoe it up your anal cavity.