dirty sajil

A dirty sajil can only be performed by those who possess a unique sense of adventure and artistry. It requires the participation of 5 living figures, two of which must be birds.

First, place two mating birds on the head of the female subject. Proceed with double penetration.

I did a dirty sajil last night and I'm absolutely ruined. So is my room.

by hamoncheeseonbird June 7, 2020

Dirty Sailor

When multiple males encounter a fat chick (If a fat chick is unavailable please see: Dirty Farmer) and are able to coerce her into receiving the Bukkake Resevoir in her fat rolled belly button thus giving her the "Dirty Sailor". For added enjoyment follow up the "Dirty Sailor" with the sensational "Drop Anchor" and "Barncicle Cleaner".

Ryan and the Mikes found it suprisingly easy to engage Rikki Lake in a session of "Dirty Sailor" love.

That whale is so filthy she can't get enough of me and my buddies "Dirty Sailor".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

Dirty Sailor

When a horny guy punches a girl in the nose so it starts to bleed and then cums up it.

David: Hey baby can i break your nose so i can cum up it aka Dirty Sailor?
Alexa: Hell ya baby, lets hope it bleeds alot.

by love to dirty sail January 9, 2010

Dirt sailing

When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.

The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!

by Habberstamp July 9, 2022

Canso Dirtysailor

After an unsuccessful day at sea, you shove worms up a girls ass, suck them out, then shit on a fish then beat her with it. It is common practice to also cook the fish afterwards.

My bitch didn't make supper so I gave her the Canso Dirtysailor, straightened that bitch right out, now she walks with a limp.

by Jamie Moller October 1, 2006