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Dirty Rodriguez 

Much like the Dirty Sanchez but after giving the victim a moustache, you give one to yourself.
After Jimmy gave Sally the Dirty Sanchez, he gave himself a Dirty Rodriquez.
Dirty Rodriguez by MainEvent April 8, 2003
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dirty rodriguez 

this is when a man blows fecal spackle on a girlz chest while watchin Arod strike out with the bases loaded.
"Wifey knows shez bound to get a Dirty Rodriguez just about every night the Yankeez play..."
dirty rodriguez by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

Dirty Rodriguez 

When a guy dumps on a girl's chest and then titty fucks her, with the shit acting as a lubricant.
The girl's chest was so dry that I was forced to take a dump on her chest so there was some lube to help with my titty fucking of her, dirty rodriguez style.
Dirty Rodriguez by Miranda Simkin August 15, 2005

dirty rodriguez 

When a female of the Mexican descent has a very hairy and stanky butt to compliment the distinct seafood smell of her vag.
OMG, Demaris has a dirty rodriguez and I don't think I can eat her butt.
dirty rodriguez by ethanjakelover October 31, 2019

dirty rodriguez 

When a man fucks a girls ass and spread his semen in her. After that he puts his upper and under lips in her asshole and kisses the Girl
The girl was so alabama, she didn't mind I gave her a dirty rodriguez
dirty rodriguez by BBCinthaass July 31, 2019

dirty rodruigez 

When having anal sex, pull out your penis and wipe it just above ur partner's top lip resembling a dirty mustache.

it is often confused with its cousin the dirty sanchez where you use your finger.
I gave Mindy a dirty rodruigez.

dirty rodruigez 

when a guy sticks his dick up a girls ass and wipes it on her upper lip. this is commonly confused with a dirty sanchez, when a guy fingers a girl and wiped his finger on her upper lip
Bob's girl loved when they performed dirty rodruigezes.
dirty rodruigez by C-Bit May 19, 2006
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