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Dirty Perez

A step process: first vomit in a cup, and let rest for one week. Next find a willing assistant. Then, have the assistant drink the well rested vomit whilest you are discharging your bowels into her mouth. Finally with excrement and and vomit still in the oral cavity, placd your penis into the oral cavity and enjoy.
Dude whats that smell
Aw sorry man i still smell from that Dirty Perez
Dirty Perez by CreepyStreeker October 29, 2010
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dirty perez

much like the dirty sanchez, which is as follows:
"an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. After a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. The finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache..."
dirty perez by jason, neal & k.c. February 3, 2004

Dirty Perez

When you release your bowels onto your partners chest, then proceed to rub both your chests together. Smearing the content, until your chest looks hairy!!!!!!
You hear my girl wants to try the Dirty Perez??? My showers gonna stink for a month
Dirty Perez by PCVicePrinciple July 19, 2021
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004