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dirty pat 

Being ass fucked by a group of guys and cock slapped, you name has to be pat, only pat
Pat Sample just got a ditry pat, and liked it

dirty patrick 

When you use a starfish as a dildo and then feed it to someone.
Vanessa fed me a dirty patrick last night.

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish) 

Also know as "The Raging Starfish," occurs when five men simultaneously penetrate a single man or woman anally. After the act has been completed and the men withdraw their penises, the anus resembles a stretchy starfish.
Peter needed corrective surgery after receiving several Dirty Patricks in one night.

"So then we tried the the Raging Starfish, and I've been wearing diapers ever since" said Cassandra.

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)

The Dirty Patrick

When a transvestite bends over to indicate it is ready to mate. The transvestite then lowers its pants and under garments to reveal a morphed mussy and anus to reveal a purple butthole.
The Dirty Patrick by bham69420 January 4, 2023

Dirty Patel 

You are doing a girl in the 5 hole (arse) -- you pull out and stick your finger(s) in to scoop some shite out and apply to the forehead of the girl -- as a bindi.

Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.
First I showed her my Dirty Patel, then I made sure she joined the club.
Dirty Patel by Patelinator6969 September 11, 2004

Dirty Patricio

When you fuck a retard in the ear while they play fortnite and drink gfuel
Person 1: I got a dirty patricio last night
Person 2: how was the fortnite
Person 1: it was fun but i can't hear out of my right ear
Dirty Patricio by NeonIsReal December 10, 2020
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Person 2:......
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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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