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Dirty Naomi

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The term “Dirty Naomi” refers to the act of watching a female masturbate before giving her back shots.
“Last night I went round my girls house and we did Dirty Naomi for hours, my girls called Naomi too!”

“Wow bro, your girl is so hot”
Dirty Naomi by joannedoe2378 April 14, 2020
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dirty naomi

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Dirty Naomi is just another name for masturbation with or on a bed post
Burt's girlfriend couldn't stop herself doing a dirty naomi, the veneer was wearing thin
dirty naomi by Burts bedpost May 24, 2019
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dirty naomi • Dirty Naomie • Dirty Naomii • dirty nanomi • Dirty Naoise • Dirty Nyomi • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry

Dirty Naomi

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A woman named Naomi who is the most gorgeous, sexy and amazing girl you'll ever meet.

best you'll ever have in bed, you'll never get over her.

shes the writer of her own destiny and has the best pair of boobs in existance.

never gets boring, the ride of a lifetime.
just met a Dirty Naomi, I'm hooked.
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Dirty Naomii 

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The act of giving a sissy anal using a spastic's dribble as lube
I gave her a dirty Naomii last night Sophie provided the dribble
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Dirty Naomie 

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Dirty Naomie is used to tell your boss or superior that you used his dishwasher to learn more about the squirrel's anatomy.
It is also used as a compliment for the genitals of a male squirrel.
Hey boss!I did Dirty Naomie yesterday.
Hi buddy !You have some Dirty Naomie
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dirty nanomi 

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Putting a carrot in your butt while giving a blowjob.
Go to the fridge if you wanna dirty nanomi tonight
dirty nanomi by Rebelson69 June 1, 2023
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Dirty Naoise 

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Shoving a cactus down your partners throat while furiously massaging their special place. Usually accompanied with snacks
boy, things got heated last night! me and smella did the dirty naoise!
Dirty Naoise by bigwangry-an August 30, 2023
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