dirty marty

a cocktail requiring ice made during tailgating when bathroom facilities are limited ie. ability to wash hands

Upon returning from the porta john Marty asks "Whose ready for a Dirty Marty?"

by Dana Goheen June 06, 2007

Dirty Marty

When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning

Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.

by @prefontaine_v1 May 09, 2020

Dirty Martie

A Dirty Martie is someone who chokes other people with his penis while he suffocates in a women’s breast.

The bloke I was with last night did a Dirty Martie on me.

by Soph20201 April 13, 2020

dirty marty b

When you blow 10 homeless guys while wearing rainbow crocs.

I saw a guy giving a dirty marty b downtown today.

by Dirt migurt September 18, 2018