Dirty Marty
When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning
Dirty Marty by @prefontaine_v1 May 8, 2020
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dirty marty
a cocktail requiring ice made during tailgating when bathroom facilities are limited ie. ability to wash hands
dirty marty by Dana Goheen June 29, 2007
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dirty mariya
a mariya is commonly really sweet and kind, but a DIRTY mariya likes to simp over everyone especially her friends.
dirty mariya by momror April 15, 2020
Dirty Martyna
Someone who is obsessed with drugs, alcohol and food. She’s the friend no one considers ever their best friend and she just sits in her room and eat and cry all day.
Dirty Martyna by slutty_cow May 2, 2020
Dirty Marlys
When the greatest mom in the world has to give you the business making both ass cheeks bleed from a whipping with a random household object for talking too much shit!
Dirty Marlys by Bayoucrackerjj September 13, 2021
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