Dirty Marty

When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning

Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.

by @prefontaine_v1 May 8, 2020

dirty marty

a cocktail requiring ice made during tailgating when bathroom facilities are limited ie. ability to wash hands

Upon returning from the porta john Marty asks "Whose ready for a Dirty Marty?"

by Dana Goheen June 29, 2007

dirty marty b

When you blow 10 homeless guys while wearing rainbow crocs.

I saw a guy giving a dirty marty b downtown today.

by Dirt migurt September 18, 2018

dirty martyn

A man who looks innocent, but is a sex god without the need to brag about it!

He turned out to be a real dirty Martyn in bed!

by Sticky Micky February 23, 2020

dirty mariya

a mariya is commonly really sweet and kind, but a DIRTY mariya likes to simp over everyone especially her friends.

bianca: *says anything*
a dirty mariya: simps over her

medha: MY PUSSY TASTES LIKE PEPSI COLA

by momror April 15, 2020

Dirty Martyna

Someone who is obsessed with drugs, alcohol and food. She’s the friend no one considers ever their best friend and she just sits in her room and eat and cry all day.

Wow you really have been a Dirty Martyna lately.

by slutty_cow May 2, 2020

Dirty Marlys

When the greatest mom in the world has to give you the business making both ass cheeks bleed from a whipping with a random household object for talking too much shit!

I knew when Mom dropped her belt and grabbed the fire poker my brother was getting a Dirty Marlys!

by Bayoucrackerjj September 13, 2021