dirty lyssa 

In a maddened almost rabbit state in the act of coitus whilst foaming at the mouth the Lyssa will pounce on you scratching and clawing like a wild animal. She becomes overpoweringly strong as she forces you down and flips you over and wielding the mystical weapon the Glaive she begins to slay you from behind until climax causes her to shout the name of her home world “kkkkkkkrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!”

Hey man how did your date go last night? She pulled the dirty Lyssa on me and I’m in the ICU so I’d say it went pretty well

dirty lyssa by Drexxy June 10, 2020

dirty lysander 

A Dirty Lysander is the best kind of Lysander. Lysanders should be kept partially covered by dirt, dust or a similarly unclean substance at all times to best emulate their natural habitats.

Alternatively The Dirty Lysander is when you're told to look something up on urban dictionary as part of a joke but it's obscure and doesn't exist but so you decide to make it yourself.

I can't wait to get this pile of mulch home so my Dirty Lysander can roll around in it and then go on urban dictionary and make up definitions about his name.

dirty lysander by Foodforfaeries November 28, 2020

dirty Lissa

Kinky woman

Dirty Lissa made their mouths drop

dirty Lissa by anonymous May 31, 2023